Hair today. Hair tomorrow.
Hair today. Hair tomorrow! Hair man. Jesus christ my fucking hair. Everything is slowing down in me and on me. I mean bloody everything. The things I’ve done to my body over time….. I recently went to an acupuncturist for some relief. I filled out his form to say ‘this is me’ etc and ‘these are the bits that are wrong with me’. When I walked in the door and sat down for the first time, he actually said he had never seen anyone with a bodily rap sheet as long as this one. Back issues, calf problems, achilles issues, knee ops, hip issues, ankle issues, shoulder issues, adductor tears, abdominal surgery, hand issues with elbow issues and arthritis. And that’s not everything! Fuck me! He sort of asked if I had done this all to myself or if I was just unlucky? How could I do this to myself? Well, actually, there has been some stupidity but mostly, I think I’d have to say, lady luck has pissed all over me, and not in the good way. My brother calls me the 6 million rupee man - I’m ...